Oh - but its wet and cold
It wouldn't hurt them if they load alone, 'cause...
When it's time to rig
I'm just a lazy pig
I'm gonna run from you
I'm gonna run from you
Cause when it's loading night I'm keeping out of sight
I'm gonna run from you
She's got a box of ties she always ties boats down
But I'm the one that always runs and hides
When regatta time comes round
I know her love is crew
But it's so damn easy drinkin' beer with you
I got my mind made up
I need a spot of lunch
I'm gonna run from you
Ya - I'm gonna run from you
Cause when it's loading night I'm keeping out of sight
I'm gonna run from you
Ya - I'm gonna run from you
Cause when it's loading night I'm keeping out of sight
I'm gonna run from you
I think I did it again
I took it too fast when I went round the bend
Oh baby
It might seem like a crash
But it doesn't mean that It's serious
'Cause to trash all our Janos
That is just so typically me
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...I crashed it again
I went through the hedge, swerved out of my lane
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You thought I would drive
Below ninety-five
I'm not that innocent
You see my problem is this
My foot's to the deck
Hoping the deadman switch, truly exists
I cry, watching the wreck
Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways
But to roll our new trailer
That is just so typically me
Baby, oh
Oops!...I crashed it again
I went through the hedge, swerved out of my lane
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You thought I would drive
Below ninety-five
I'm not that innocent
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
...with many thanks to the Twickenham Slug